Monday, November 04, 2002
Welcome back to this shithole I like to call my job.
The weekend came and went faster than any I have ever had before. I don't understand how it is Monday already. I was laying in my bed last night wondering how it was possible that I had to get up and come to work again today.
Luckily, our office is closed for Election Day tomorrow, so Rita, Ari, and I have the day off. How random and wonderful!
Tonight, Rita, Kelly and I will go to see The Ring. I had told Rita that I wasn't going to drink tonight, even though we have off from work tomorrow. Then I decided how fun it would be to drink in the movie theater.
Great. More useless calories for me!
But I'll sleep like a baby.
Last night for our family dinner, the three of us made breakfast. We had pancakes, homefries, turkey bacon, omelettes, and lemon water. It was fucking bizomb. I usually hate breakfast, but when it's for dinner...I love it! While we were deciding to have that, the
three of us all commented on how our parents used to make breakfast for dinner all the time when we were little. Little and poor. Pancakes are for the cheap.
Well, anyway, when Paul called last night, I told him that we were having "Breakfast for Dinner" and he goes: "Awesome. My parents used to do that all the time when I was little." Then this morning, Kelly told her sister, Aly, that we had "Breakfast for Dinner" last night and Aly said: "HAHA. Dad makes that for me all the time."
Either we all come from families of hobos or pancakes for dinner is some good old fashioned American eats!
Spiderman the movie sucks.
So Ari just walked by my computer and noticed "Breakfast for dinner". She loves it too! What is the deal with this world????
Paul is coming into town on Wednesday night. He and I will be going to look at some more apartments. Hopefully we will be spending most of the time in bed, but that kinda depends on how many places he has to see.
How nice is it that I get to see him more than once a month? Pretty nice. He called the other day and we had a "normal" talk. Just under an hour later he calls back and I'm like: "What's going on? What's wrong?", cuz he never calls just to call.
Paul responds by saying: "I just love you so much".
Course my heart melts all over the floor and I go "Shut the fuck up you piece of shit!"
Then I slammed the phone down on him.
Cuz really...back off!
alright...if you believed any of that, then you are too easily convinced that I am a psycho. What I actually did when he said: "I just love you so much" is make gurgling baby noises and tell him that he is my favorite person on the planet. Man. He is the best.
The heat is broken in our office building today. It is fucking freezing. My nuts are the size of little snow peas and Rita's hands look like they have been smashed with a sledge hammer. They are purple and twisted. Well, not so much twisted.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........................
Oof dah. I have yet to take a shit since BEFORE the Breakfast for Dinner extravaganza. Then I had about a box of candy and a cheese sandwich before I ewent to bed. Then this morning I had a roll with butter. Now I have to go.
Kelly said that I am going to have a: Pancakebaconomeletthomefriescandycheeserollwithbutter poop. I think she could be right.
Also, just now I kept saying to Kelly over AIM: "Oh you." Then she was like: "Oh me, what?"
So I just happend to randomly write www.ohyou.com and she actually clicked on it.
When she did, this crazy lady screams: "VERISIGN IS A BAD COMPANY!"
She told me what happend and then I clicked on it too. But I didn't realize that she was going to scream it. I thought it was going to be a stupid pop up window.
Everyone in the office knows that "Verisign is a bad company" now.
OK...horrible story. But the way it transpired was pretty damn fun.
Alright fuck you then.
The weekend came and went faster than any I have ever had before. I don't understand how it is Monday already. I was laying in my bed last night wondering how it was possible that I had to get up and come to work again today.
Luckily, our office is closed for Election Day tomorrow, so Rita, Ari, and I have the day off. How random and wonderful!
Tonight, Rita, Kelly and I will go to see The Ring. I had told Rita that I wasn't going to drink tonight, even though we have off from work tomorrow. Then I decided how fun it would be to drink in the movie theater.
Great. More useless calories for me!
But I'll sleep like a baby.
Last night for our family dinner, the three of us made breakfast. We had pancakes, homefries, turkey bacon, omelettes, and lemon water. It was fucking bizomb. I usually hate breakfast, but when it's for dinner...I love it! While we were deciding to have that, the
three of us all commented on how our parents used to make breakfast for dinner all the time when we were little. Little and poor. Pancakes are for the cheap.
Well, anyway, when Paul called last night, I told him that we were having "Breakfast for Dinner" and he goes: "Awesome. My parents used to do that all the time when I was little." Then this morning, Kelly told her sister, Aly, that we had "Breakfast for Dinner" last night and Aly said: "HAHA. Dad makes that for me all the time."
Either we all come from families of hobos or pancakes for dinner is some good old fashioned American eats!
Spiderman the movie sucks.
So Ari just walked by my computer and noticed "Breakfast for dinner". She loves it too! What is the deal with this world????
Paul is coming into town on Wednesday night. He and I will be going to look at some more apartments. Hopefully we will be spending most of the time in bed, but that kinda depends on how many places he has to see.
How nice is it that I get to see him more than once a month? Pretty nice. He called the other day and we had a "normal" talk. Just under an hour later he calls back and I'm like: "What's going on? What's wrong?", cuz he never calls just to call.
Paul responds by saying: "I just love you so much".
Course my heart melts all over the floor and I go "Shut the fuck up you piece of shit!"
Then I slammed the phone down on him.
Cuz really...back off!
alright...if you believed any of that, then you are too easily convinced that I am a psycho. What I actually did when he said: "I just love you so much" is make gurgling baby noises and tell him that he is my favorite person on the planet. Man. He is the best.
The heat is broken in our office building today. It is fucking freezing. My nuts are the size of little snow peas and Rita's hands look like they have been smashed with a sledge hammer. They are purple and twisted. Well, not so much twisted.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........................
Oof dah. I have yet to take a shit since BEFORE the Breakfast for Dinner extravaganza. Then I had about a box of candy and a cheese sandwich before I ewent to bed. Then this morning I had a roll with butter. Now I have to go.
Kelly said that I am going to have a: Pancakebaconomeletthomefriescandycheeserollwithbutter poop. I think she could be right.
Also, just now I kept saying to Kelly over AIM: "Oh you." Then she was like: "Oh me, what?"
So I just happend to randomly write www.ohyou.com and she actually clicked on it.
When she did, this crazy lady screams: "VERISIGN IS A BAD COMPANY!"
She told me what happend and then I clicked on it too. But I didn't realize that she was going to scream it. I thought it was going to be a stupid pop up window.
Everyone in the office knows that "Verisign is a bad company" now.
OK...horrible story. But the way it transpired was pretty damn fun.
Alright fuck you then.
